LeafyI'm turning over a new leaf! I'm starting fresh! I'm still going to go down in flames! Woot!
I've finally figured out how to post fiction! It only took me TWO years and fifty cups of coffee! And the spine I grow when its late and I'm bored.
Toodles.
Love Like DogsMy shoes smelt funny.Love Like Dogs
They didn't smell bad per se, but rather strange. I held my left shoe discreetly to my nose, hoping my Spanish teacher didn't catch me doing so. But I was in the back of class and she was concentrating on lecturing about irregular verbs.
"What are you doing?"
That was Gwen, who sat next to me whenever she possibly could. Even if her assigned seat was all the way across the room. Even if the teacher had physically moved her a million times. Even if the senior field hockey captain sat there and was making warning sounds.
"My shoe smells funny," I explained in a whisper. The
Optimism
entertain me.
--
"Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?" - Anonymous
zOMG, killer dental floss! WHERE?!?!?
"why do my nostrils whisper to me?"- Candace, Phineus and Ferb
...
*then tap dances*
--
"Why should death make a man truthful, or even clever? The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints - the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does HE get more worms than I do..." - A Clash of Kings, George R.R. Martin.
I'm bored...
seriously
And I'm missing a pair of pants.
come be bored with me.
--
"Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?" - Anonymous
zOMG, killer dental floss! WHERE?!?!?
"why do my nostrils whisper to me?"- Candace, Phineus and Ferb
--
All flesh is as grass, and the glory of man is as the flower of the field,
because the grass withers, and its flower falls away.
--
"Why should death make a man truthful, or even clever? The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints - the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does HE get more worms than I do..." - A Clash of Kings, George R.R. Martin.
--
"Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?" - Anonymous
zOMG, killer dental floss! WHERE?!?!?
"why do my nostrils whisper to me?"- Candace, Phineus and Ferb
--
"Why should death make a man truthful, or even clever? The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints - the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does HE get more worms than I do..." - A Clash of Kings, George R.R. Martin.
I called earlier. But like, rhis morning-ish
--
"Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?" - Anonymous
zOMG, killer dental floss! WHERE?!?!?
"why do my nostrils whisper to me?"- Candace, Phineus and Ferb
--
This is my siggie. You are looking at my siggie. Now you are done looking at my siggie. Goodbye.
--
"Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?" - Anonymous
zOMG, killer dental floss! WHERE?!?!?
"why do my nostrils whisper to me?"- Candace, Phineus and Ferb
Previous Page12345...Next Page